February 2011
fuckinghateyouall.
Feb 1st
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i hate it when my mom goes on a diet and suddenly...
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January 2011
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random fact numer one
i spend a good portion of my free time practicing using my feet as hands…sounds stupid and pointless, but i’m sort of really accident prone, so i don’t want to accidentally fuck up my hands and be shit-outta luck. i’m pretty good at brushing my hair and am working on brushing my teeth :)
Jan 31st
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Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
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My Dad :)
me: *opens can*
tequila tom: *from upstairs* the fuck, are you opening a can of diet coke at 2:04...in the MORNING???? dumb shit, you know how drinking caffeine so late fucks with your head!
me: uh no dad, it's a beer.
tequila tom: oh okay. good night
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Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
i have a “songs to fuck to” playlist on my ipod i’ve never been in love i made a sex tape with my exboyfriend…a sex tape that he subsequently sold to his friends. i prefer to have sex with the lights on i’ve never had a boyfriend break up with me in person i lost my virginity when i was eleven my toes always tingle right before an orgasm
Jan 26th
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Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
jerry springer backstreet boys facebook stalking making the “duck face” in pictures talking in accents trying on super ugly outfits when shopping still practices the “model walk” in heels as if i’ll ever be attractive enough to be in magazines
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thelifeofjenny asked: HAHA thanks for the reblog...Huge girl crush on you as well ;)
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Anonymous asked: hey, what's the name of the 4th son in your playlist?
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Jan 23rd
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ListenPatrick Stump A Cappella Grammy medley Empire...
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Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
i’m not one who wants things i can’t have (most of the time) so these are things that i currently have and would hate to be without. ipod my slr all my piercing shit fuzzy socks my glasses…i have EXTREMELY bad eyesight pen and paper my car :)
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